Post by Monster Master on May 2, 2008 1:47:48 GMT -5
Name: Diarregex
Story appearances: Kaiju 2 - Upcoming
Height: 50 meters
Weight: 49,500 tons
Physical description:
Origin Story: Diarregex was an accident, a creature created when an experimental bacteria was unleashed in the sewers. In the future, when monsters and villains lurk on every continent, more than just food becomes a problem. The sewers are overflowing and is starting to fill the streets and thus the scientists of the United Nations created a new strain of bacteria that would actually eat human waste and make oxygen from it. It seemed to work... Until the bacteria got a 'mind' of its own. It no longer wanted to eat sh*t, but use it to take over. The bacteria made to help mankind was now against it. The mountainous pile of crap attacked Washington D.C. and every U.E.D.F bio-weapon was unable to attack it simply due to the nasty stench. Luckily our old enemies, the Klenthurians, were willing to give a helping hand. Diarregex as it was called attacked the skeleton-like mech Blaradon. In the chaos, Diarregex was hit by the Ion Decimeter and reduced to nothing more than ash.
Personality: Diarregex lives for one thing: to grow. He has no conscious and seeks only sh*t to increase his size.
Special Abilities:
- Poop Throw: Diarregex may have the intelligence of a brain-dead llama, but he does know what he is. He knows he can reform by simply stepping into the sewers, so this allows him to actually scoop poop off of his body with his hands and throw it with large amounts of force. The balls of poop thrown are, in human terms, like being pegged with basketball-sized balls of.. poop thrown at 90 miles per hour.
- Poop: Poop. If poop has it, so does Diarregex. Being poop means, unless your kaiju is weird and likes eating sh*t, biting him will simply be like biting into a big turd. The kaiju's teeth with stick in, get all dirty, oh, and then there's the smell that doesn't even need explained. Thankfully, for Diarregex, being made out of shit makes him immune to poisons and toxins.. and also makes him have no nerves. He feels nothing.
- Methane: Like shit, Diarregex gives off high concentrations of methane at all times. What does this mean? It means starting a fire around him can be dangerous for BOTH Diarregex and his enemy if they're not fire-retardant.
- Can grow in size by absorbing sh*t.
Combat style: Diarregex, if he had it his way, wouldn't fight, just seek out all the sh*t he can and grow even larger, unfortunately things never work out like that. Diarregex has been shown not to have intelligence, but will randomly attack other monsters. Some scientists think its because he can actually sense the waste in their bodies and such an amount would increase his size a bit. They think this because he often leaves buildings alone and even mechs.
Strengths and Weaknesses: Diarregex is poop and also gives off methane. Freezing and burning him, like it does poop, can pretty much destroy him.. Well, burning anyway. Freezing him just makes it VERY hard to move.
Sample Fight: The city of angels, the great metropolis known only as Las Angeles, was having the bad day of all bad days. Not one, but two monsters were opening the gates of Hell on the polluted city. A massive insect-like monster with drill-spade arms and another, a cyborg-like kaiju. Its appearance was even more striking than its cousins! A single red visor eye sat on its head which itself was sitting on a build of golden overlapping scales. Gigan and Megalon as the people called them were under control by a hostile force once again to demolish the lives of mankind.
Beneath the city, a microscopic colony of bacteria was busy eating the waste spawned from the humans. As the towering titans of terror fought their way through the pathetic military units, the bacteria was starting to sense such great amounts of waste in the foes above... Surging with the desire to feed on it... The bacteria entered the shit at a biological levels... And another shit demon would soon be formed...
Megalon lifted its foot and brought it down on the freeway. The structure gave way as if it were a child's play thing and the people trapped on it were soon crushed by hundreds of tons of cement and other debris. The cyborg, Gigan, smashed its silver-colored hammerclaw into the roof of a nearby building. The entire building shuttered as glass blew out from every window. The beast ripped its claw free, and with it came the total annihilation of the man-made structure.
As a wall of thick dust spread its course through the panic-filled streets, a fart-like noise came from beneath them. The people looked around, confused because none had ever heard of a kaiju farting. Even Gigan and Megalon looked at one another in total disgust.
But it was neither of them... It was something far worse. Far more deadly... and far more disgusting.
The ground ripped apart as if an earthquake was ripping through the streets. A massive brown hand emerged from the roads, and then another. A head then emerged... Such a vile and disturbing-looking head. Diarregex's maw opened wide and released yet another fart-like bellow as he pulled his shit-dripping form out of the sewers and the ground in witch he grew.
Gigan and Megalon looked at the titan of poop in confusion... Neither had ever heard of such a thing, let alone seen one. Diarregex right leg smashed onto the streets while the other remained in the hole, allowing Diarregex to soak up as much feces as he possibly could before bring that leg up also.
Thankfully for the cyborg he lacked a nose and the sense of smell, but Megalon was having his own problems. The beetle-like monstrosity leaped back, waving his arms in his face in an ill-attempt to make the steins disappear.
Gigan made no mistake and at once knew this creature... this golem... was a foe and ran forward. The creature spun its body around and lashed out with both claws. The hammer-like blows, however, did little to Diarregex form except get stuck in the shit. The monster of crap slugged back with his own large three-fingered hand and smacked Gigan on the side of the head.
Gigan fell to the side with the entire right side of his face smeared with brown and green shit. His hammer-like claws plopped from Diarregex's chest as he fell down into a building. Megalon roared aloud at Diarregex when Gigan fell and fired a yellow bolt of energy from its large horn. The lightning-like streak exploded on Diarregex's form and quickly sent a wall of fire all around the beast.
Diarregex nearly fell back as burnt shit fell from his body and smoke rose up from his form. Gigan began crawling away as Diarregex right hand rose up and raked across his own form. A ball of shit quickly formed in the fiend's palm and then came the windup... the pitch...
BOOM!
The ball of shit smacked into Megalon's face and forced the Seatopian God back before falling down. His drill hands began spinning as he thrashed on the ground from the horrible stench of his newly found shit face.
The demon 'looked' down at Gigan and seemingly followed it as the cyborg crawled away. The cyborg shrieked aloud and lashed out again with its claw, but the weapon again merely stabbed into the shit and got itself stuck. Diarregex rose its own hand and threw it down at Gigan's form. A loud BANG! echoed through the streets as the sheer amount of shit dented in Gigan's inner hull. Black oil-like fluid began to fall from the cyborg's maw as another blow pounded its upper-chest. With no other choice, Gigan activated his saw.
The rotating blades of death began to cut away at Diarregex's leg, but it didn't take long before they too were stuck and unable to move.
Diarregex lifted his club-like arm again for the fifth time, but now something else happened. A large drill exploded from his chest and forced the titanic mound of crap to fall directly down on Gigan. The cyborg kicked and screamed under the shit as Megalon's drills began rotating and he pulled out.
Megalon stepped back several meters as Gigan continued to scream under Diarregex's weight. Soon, however, the shit fiend rose up and 'glared' at Megalon despite having no eyes. It was as if Megalon knew it was looking at him with despise.
The insect looked at Gigan, whom's once golden and blue-green colored body was now coated in a layer of shit, and then back at Diarregex. A gaping hole allowed the creature to look straight through his body.
The insect bellowed again and spat out a red, fiery ball. The ball exploded as it entered the hole and quickly sent the monster falling to the side as its own crap began to dry out and flake off. But, as luck would have it, the titan fell onto the streets and like a cave giving well, the streets fell. Diarregex's hard body smashed into the sewer systems and was met with a new flood of water and shit. His dried, burnt crap began to get re-wet and form, allowing Diarregex a new coat of beautiful crap.
Meanwhile, just a few yards away, Gigan began crawling away again. His visor eye was cracked and that black fluid still crept through its beak. Streams of mist came from the cyborg's sails as he leaped into the air and flew upward, heading back to Space Hunter M.
The gigantic insect pounded his own chest as if he were King Kong and bellowed loudly. That bellow was met with a farting noise from Diarregex's own mouth. Megalon fired another napalm bomb, but this time most of the methane was already gone, and the new wetness of his shittyness kept the fire from continuously burning him.
Diarregex, as he stood up, looked at Megalon whom backed away. The insect, dumb as he is said to be, just cocked his head and leaped into the air. The bug knew he couldn't win this now and vanished into the ground... Retreating back to Seatopia where he belonged and leaving Diarregex to have his fun with the surface world.
Ability Meters
Melee Ability: 8
Ranged Ability: 7
Toughness: 8.5
Invulnerability: 3
Healing Ability: 1-8 (variable, depends on how much shit there is on the battlefield.)
Physical Strength: 8
Stamina: 5.5
Instinct: 5
Logic: 3
Creativity: 4
Speed: 3
Reflexes: 5
Acrobatics: 2
Monster Master
Story appearances: Kaiju 2 - Upcoming
Height: 50 meters
Weight: 49,500 tons
Physical description:
Origin Story: Diarregex was an accident, a creature created when an experimental bacteria was unleashed in the sewers. In the future, when monsters and villains lurk on every continent, more than just food becomes a problem. The sewers are overflowing and is starting to fill the streets and thus the scientists of the United Nations created a new strain of bacteria that would actually eat human waste and make oxygen from it. It seemed to work... Until the bacteria got a 'mind' of its own. It no longer wanted to eat sh*t, but use it to take over. The bacteria made to help mankind was now against it. The mountainous pile of crap attacked Washington D.C. and every U.E.D.F bio-weapon was unable to attack it simply due to the nasty stench. Luckily our old enemies, the Klenthurians, were willing to give a helping hand. Diarregex as it was called attacked the skeleton-like mech Blaradon. In the chaos, Diarregex was hit by the Ion Decimeter and reduced to nothing more than ash.
Personality: Diarregex lives for one thing: to grow. He has no conscious and seeks only sh*t to increase his size.
Special Abilities:
- Poop Throw: Diarregex may have the intelligence of a brain-dead llama, but he does know what he is. He knows he can reform by simply stepping into the sewers, so this allows him to actually scoop poop off of his body with his hands and throw it with large amounts of force. The balls of poop thrown are, in human terms, like being pegged with basketball-sized balls of.. poop thrown at 90 miles per hour.
- Poop: Poop. If poop has it, so does Diarregex. Being poop means, unless your kaiju is weird and likes eating sh*t, biting him will simply be like biting into a big turd. The kaiju's teeth with stick in, get all dirty, oh, and then there's the smell that doesn't even need explained. Thankfully, for Diarregex, being made out of shit makes him immune to poisons and toxins.. and also makes him have no nerves. He feels nothing.
- Methane: Like shit, Diarregex gives off high concentrations of methane at all times. What does this mean? It means starting a fire around him can be dangerous for BOTH Diarregex and his enemy if they're not fire-retardant.
- Can grow in size by absorbing sh*t.
Combat style: Diarregex, if he had it his way, wouldn't fight, just seek out all the sh*t he can and grow even larger, unfortunately things never work out like that. Diarregex has been shown not to have intelligence, but will randomly attack other monsters. Some scientists think its because he can actually sense the waste in their bodies and such an amount would increase his size a bit. They think this because he often leaves buildings alone and even mechs.
Strengths and Weaknesses: Diarregex is poop and also gives off methane. Freezing and burning him, like it does poop, can pretty much destroy him.. Well, burning anyway. Freezing him just makes it VERY hard to move.
Sample Fight: The city of angels, the great metropolis known only as Las Angeles, was having the bad day of all bad days. Not one, but two monsters were opening the gates of Hell on the polluted city. A massive insect-like monster with drill-spade arms and another, a cyborg-like kaiju. Its appearance was even more striking than its cousins! A single red visor eye sat on its head which itself was sitting on a build of golden overlapping scales. Gigan and Megalon as the people called them were under control by a hostile force once again to demolish the lives of mankind.
Beneath the city, a microscopic colony of bacteria was busy eating the waste spawned from the humans. As the towering titans of terror fought their way through the pathetic military units, the bacteria was starting to sense such great amounts of waste in the foes above... Surging with the desire to feed on it... The bacteria entered the shit at a biological levels... And another shit demon would soon be formed...
Megalon lifted its foot and brought it down on the freeway. The structure gave way as if it were a child's play thing and the people trapped on it were soon crushed by hundreds of tons of cement and other debris. The cyborg, Gigan, smashed its silver-colored hammerclaw into the roof of a nearby building. The entire building shuttered as glass blew out from every window. The beast ripped its claw free, and with it came the total annihilation of the man-made structure.
As a wall of thick dust spread its course through the panic-filled streets, a fart-like noise came from beneath them. The people looked around, confused because none had ever heard of a kaiju farting. Even Gigan and Megalon looked at one another in total disgust.
But it was neither of them... It was something far worse. Far more deadly... and far more disgusting.
The ground ripped apart as if an earthquake was ripping through the streets. A massive brown hand emerged from the roads, and then another. A head then emerged... Such a vile and disturbing-looking head. Diarregex's maw opened wide and released yet another fart-like bellow as he pulled his shit-dripping form out of the sewers and the ground in witch he grew.
Gigan and Megalon looked at the titan of poop in confusion... Neither had ever heard of such a thing, let alone seen one. Diarregex right leg smashed onto the streets while the other remained in the hole, allowing Diarregex to soak up as much feces as he possibly could before bring that leg up also.
Thankfully for the cyborg he lacked a nose and the sense of smell, but Megalon was having his own problems. The beetle-like monstrosity leaped back, waving his arms in his face in an ill-attempt to make the steins disappear.
Gigan made no mistake and at once knew this creature... this golem... was a foe and ran forward. The creature spun its body around and lashed out with both claws. The hammer-like blows, however, did little to Diarregex form except get stuck in the shit. The monster of crap slugged back with his own large three-fingered hand and smacked Gigan on the side of the head.
Gigan fell to the side with the entire right side of his face smeared with brown and green shit. His hammer-like claws plopped from Diarregex's chest as he fell down into a building. Megalon roared aloud at Diarregex when Gigan fell and fired a yellow bolt of energy from its large horn. The lightning-like streak exploded on Diarregex's form and quickly sent a wall of fire all around the beast.
Diarregex nearly fell back as burnt shit fell from his body and smoke rose up from his form. Gigan began crawling away as Diarregex right hand rose up and raked across his own form. A ball of shit quickly formed in the fiend's palm and then came the windup... the pitch...
BOOM!
The ball of shit smacked into Megalon's face and forced the Seatopian God back before falling down. His drill hands began spinning as he thrashed on the ground from the horrible stench of his newly found shit face.
The demon 'looked' down at Gigan and seemingly followed it as the cyborg crawled away. The cyborg shrieked aloud and lashed out again with its claw, but the weapon again merely stabbed into the shit and got itself stuck. Diarregex rose its own hand and threw it down at Gigan's form. A loud BANG! echoed through the streets as the sheer amount of shit dented in Gigan's inner hull. Black oil-like fluid began to fall from the cyborg's maw as another blow pounded its upper-chest. With no other choice, Gigan activated his saw.
The rotating blades of death began to cut away at Diarregex's leg, but it didn't take long before they too were stuck and unable to move.
Diarregex lifted his club-like arm again for the fifth time, but now something else happened. A large drill exploded from his chest and forced the titanic mound of crap to fall directly down on Gigan. The cyborg kicked and screamed under the shit as Megalon's drills began rotating and he pulled out.
Megalon stepped back several meters as Gigan continued to scream under Diarregex's weight. Soon, however, the shit fiend rose up and 'glared' at Megalon despite having no eyes. It was as if Megalon knew it was looking at him with despise.
The insect looked at Gigan, whom's once golden and blue-green colored body was now coated in a layer of shit, and then back at Diarregex. A gaping hole allowed the creature to look straight through his body.
The insect bellowed again and spat out a red, fiery ball. The ball exploded as it entered the hole and quickly sent the monster falling to the side as its own crap began to dry out and flake off. But, as luck would have it, the titan fell onto the streets and like a cave giving well, the streets fell. Diarregex's hard body smashed into the sewer systems and was met with a new flood of water and shit. His dried, burnt crap began to get re-wet and form, allowing Diarregex a new coat of beautiful crap.
Meanwhile, just a few yards away, Gigan began crawling away again. His visor eye was cracked and that black fluid still crept through its beak. Streams of mist came from the cyborg's sails as he leaped into the air and flew upward, heading back to Space Hunter M.
The gigantic insect pounded his own chest as if he were King Kong and bellowed loudly. That bellow was met with a farting noise from Diarregex's own mouth. Megalon fired another napalm bomb, but this time most of the methane was already gone, and the new wetness of his shittyness kept the fire from continuously burning him.
Diarregex, as he stood up, looked at Megalon whom backed away. The insect, dumb as he is said to be, just cocked his head and leaped into the air. The bug knew he couldn't win this now and vanished into the ground... Retreating back to Seatopia where he belonged and leaving Diarregex to have his fun with the surface world.
Ability Meters
Melee Ability: 8
Ranged Ability: 7
Toughness: 8.5
Invulnerability: 3
Healing Ability: 1-8 (variable, depends on how much shit there is on the battlefield.)
Physical Strength: 8
Stamina: 5.5
Instinct: 5
Logic: 3
Creativity: 4
Speed: 3
Reflexes: 5
Acrobatics: 2
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