Carchaius & Waffle Satan vs Nellaf & Diespinne

[Steve]

Carchaius and Waffle Satan vs Nellaf and Diespinne at Zorgeksaland during the night.

[tyrantisterror]

Hmm, toughie. This really depends on who battles who.

If Nellaf fights Carcharius and Diespinne fighs WS, then it will probably go in Nellaf and Diespinne's favor. Nellaf is perfect for taking out Carcharius - she doesn't really have blood, and ost damage done to her is actually done to her outer "body" which is made of matter she collects from around her. As such she can heal herself despite Carcharius's anti coagulant bite, since it's not so much healing as it is rebuilding a constructed body. The outer body would thus be able to stand going head to head with Carcharius's incredibly slice-and-dice-happy melee style with relative ease, since most of it wouldn't feel pain when cut. She could then proceed to beat him to a bloody pulp - which would be hard since he's incredibly resistent to damage, but then again, so is she. The battle is going to be long, and Nellaf is smart enough to keep Carcharius out of water - his lack of stamina on land, in addition to Nellaf scoring far greater hits, is going to be his downfall.

Diespinne vs. Waffle Satan... hard to say. WS could kee Diespinne at a distance for a while - his ranged ability is very good. However, Diespinne is much faster and far, far better at melee combat. The spider could close in that gap and tear WS apart. Now, I'm guessing since this takes place at night that there are probably not a lot of people at Zorgeksaland (amusement parks do have to close, after all), so WS's regeneration is probably piss poor. There's also the chance of Diespinne electrocuting WS with the ion webbing - and is there anything more frustrating than a burnt waffle?

However, if the fighters switch foes, it could go another way. Carcharius and Diespinne are both great at melee, but Carcharius is far more durable and brutal. Like Carcharius vs. Nellaf, it'd be a long, hard, bloody battle - but this time Carcharius would be the winner. He could then go to the aid of Waffle Satan, who's more than capable of keeping Nellaf at bay while dealing significant damage. The two of them working together could end up tearing off her outer shell and throwing her strawberry flavored inner body into WS's gigantic waffle iron - a delicious if horrible end for the god.

It all depends on who fights who first.

[avpvjp]

Not sure yet, this one seems like it could easily go either way.

[zillachary]

Hard to say.The ferris wheel could make a pretty good weapon for WS or Carchaius, though...

[Omegarex24]

Carcharius would definately go fo DS first, seeing as how he's the only opponent here that actually bleeds. Other than that, I can see it going a lot like Ty's scenario. Carcharius is gonna have his hands full, but he can take Die Spinne out, with some effort and luck, although the spider's superior intelligence might be a problem.

[piebot]

Ok, I think Tyrantisterror made some very fine points. Diespinne V.S Carcharius, Carcharius would probably win. Nellaf V.S Carcharius, Nellaf would probably come out on top. Diespinne V.S Waffle Satan, Diespinne would be feasting on tasty evil tonight. Nellaf V.S Waffle Satan, taste strawberry waffles for all. Yum!

But I think there is something we are forgetting in this contest. This is not which two Kaiju can beat the other two Kaiju, it is which TEAM can beat the other TEAM.

Waffle Satan and Nellaf are both smart enough to try to get the odds in there favor, and both are smart enough to realize that there chances of wining are greater if they work together with there teammates.

Here is what see happening. Nellaf is going to jump on to Diespinne and coat his entire body with a think armor of goo and stones and what ever she can get her hands on. Making Diespinne a heavily armored super spider with an extra pair of limbs that can fight independently while simultaneously warning Diespinne of attacks from all angles. That would be one heck of a tough fighter. Almost like the Kaiju equivalent of Iron Man, except with goo, and would probably be almost unparalleled in melee combat.

Now, I think Waffle Satan would have Carcharius leap on to his back and he would acted like a steed. Allowing Carcharius to do ride by attacks going at mach 1.5 while Waffle Satan pelts Nellaf and Diespinne with fire balls and molten batter. That would have to be one of the most awesome sights ever.

Now since Carchaius & Waffle Satan will be in the air they will have the advantage, but thanks to Nellaf’s armor most of there attacks are not going to be able to do much damage. And thanks to Diespinne quick reflexes and Nellaf’s ability to alert Diespinne to attacks from behind make it very hard for Carchaius to land a hit as he flies by. And also gives Nellaf & Diespinne a chance to counter attack. But since they are going so fast it is going to be a very small window of opportunity.

So in the end we basically end up with a spider covered in goo armor jousting a shark riding on a flying satanic waffle. I fear that that would might explode with this amount of sheer awesome.

I don’t know who would win, we really need to discuses it more.

[tyrantisterror]

Holy crap, I never thought of Nellaf becoming a sort of living armor for diespinne. That's.... that's too awesome for words. Nellaf may very well be the best tag team partner in that regard.

That said, I'm not sure Carcharius riding WS like a flying, waffle-shaped surf board is a likely attack plan. Firstly, Carcharius is a melee fighter - he's gonna want to get in close range quick and stay there to fight effectively. He doesn't really have long range capability. Secondly, I'm not sure if Carcharius has the brain capacity to work that closely together with WS: he's more of a beserker. He's the Gigan to WS's Ghidorah: a super strong beserker who cuts everything but isn't so hot with the whole "fight like a team" concept.

I'm kinda leaning toward Nellaf and Diespinne now, since the Iron Man Kaiju idea just sounds like a nigh unstoppable team strategy.

[GREGOLE]

I've put a lot of thought into this one, but I can see it going either way. It's largely a matter of luck, really.

However, I vote Nellaf and Diespinne, just for the novelty of the armor idea.

[tyrantisterror]

Alright, I've finally decided to go with Nellaf and Diespinne. They're more likely to cooperate with each other than the other team, and the symbiote/spider team is kind of the most badass thing ever (not to mention a great defense against Carcharius's formidable offense).

[zillachary]

For pulling an Iron Man, I vote DS and Nellaf.

[piebot]

I think I am going to have to vote for Nellaf and Diespinne in this fight too